What the F?
Who the hell was riding around Wash Park on Saturday in HART bibs <2008> and no jersey? This is an extreme fashion violation. It's bad enough seeing people riding without helmets, which is an offense that will get you removed from the team, but this is a violation of a whole other scale. We work so hard to make those jerseys look good and this is what we get.

I think I remember Sova trying to organize a ride like this earlier in the year.

Oh yeah, that's right. But Sova doesn't ride any more and I know where he was at the time of the incident.

Besides, who knows what kit he wears on a daily basis? Were they hairy? Cuz if they're not hairy, they're not me.

Listen, this is serious. We're about to go out looking for new sponsorship and we've got some assclown riding around a very public place dressed like a strong man from a Fellini flick.